scribbly wizards
Why did you not go with JohnKst? Nothing wrong with it I just want to know. Sorry if I offend.
Anonymous

because terezi/karkat/sollux is objectively better

eta: goddamnit harry

BECAUSE ANON we thought it was in everything and we were growing bored of it being in everything and other ships were funnier, mostly

but also because harry has this ot3 problem

eta eta: ITS NOT A PROBLEM

I can't read the essays and I really want to. Could you maybe fix that please? Thank you.
Anonymous

im not going to go fix them right now but if you change the url in the links to ‘tigercryptdown’ instead of what they’re linked as (i think owlpellets?) you’ll be able to see them! 

If trans wizarding men get to have a Permanent Penis Potion, then do trans witching women get to have a Veritable Vagina Vial?
Anonymous

BUT OF COURSE, SHOULD THAT BE AN ITEM THAT THEY DESIRE. 

I just stumbled upon your AU about a day a go, I wanted to read some of your posts here, but every time I click on a read more cut it says URL not found... I was just wondering if it is on my end or yours...
Anonymous

AH yeah no that’s our bad, a lot of the posts are on Harry’s blog and he’s changed the URL recently… if you replace any URL that says “owlpellets” with “tigershipdown”, it should work! Sorry about that!

so my friend told me about this linguistic difference between britain and the us, and i know that the story takes place in the US, but one of you writers is american, so what i want to know is when you use "quite" in the story, what exactly does it mean?

buddy im gonna punch u up 

If each of the wizard children had to be a quidditch ball which ball would each be

i dont know but john is the quaffle

eta by pip: Dorian this is a deeply impractical question. there are 16+ wizard children and only 3 varieties of quidditch ball come on

If each of ye scribble wizard scribes were to be a gosf character WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE? If each of you were to date (<3 or <>) a gosf character WHICH WOULD IT BE? Do you actually ship the pairings that result from these two questions? (ie if you are most like gosf Feferi but would date gosf John DO YOU SHIP FEFJOHN)

Harry: I WOULDNT DATE ANY OF THEM.
Pip: lol same
Pip: why would u date a horrible 15 year old wizard kid 

we do both use karkat as a mouthpiece for our views about how rubbish wizards are

but neither of us is very much like him.

Your somewhat snarky replies to ridiculous questions are A++, 20 points to scribbly wizards.
Anonymous

splendid, it looks as though we are now poised to win the Tedious And Weirdly Invasive Questions About Characters In This Fanadventure Who Are Trans* Cup

what an honor

I think the previous anon was trying to ask if Dave and Kanaya had given names at birth other than the ones that fit their actual genders.
Anonymous

yes we had figured that one out

that was what the “no” was in response to

no, we havent given any thought to that.

OH MY GOD TRANS* KANAYA IS MY HEADCANON TOOO I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE NOW OK GOSF IS PERFECT WOW!!
Anonymous

oh gosh anon im glad you feel that way !